Thursday, June 28, 2018

The Raid

Well, in our last installment we left Jeannie and Jim contemplating a raid on the local cruise line beach party.

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Friday, June 22, 2018

Raid on a Cruise Line in Eleuthera

Well, here we are sitting in a lovely cove on the Southwest corner of Eleuthera Island. We went exploring yesterday and found the most beautiful resort in the next cove over. We had sailed past it when we came in and it looked abandoned, yet all the lawn chairs were sitting out on the beach. We found that the resort has been built by the Bahaman government and rented out to different cruise lines...

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Friday, May 18, 2018

Leaving West End

Well, the last couple days have been amazing. We left West End, Grand Bahama Island heading for Hole in the Wall. It was very calm and we motored all the way arriving there the next morning. The bay was crystal clear and we had it entirely to ourselves, with the exception of an old tanker wreck. The next day the wind picked up so we decided to continue moving South. We had a great day sail going wing on wing most of the way. But as the evening arrived so did trouble.

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Monday, May 7, 2018

I Am Sick

I'm sick, you are sick. We are all sick if we are not doing exactly what we want to be doing. Yes, I know it's easy to say but sometimes we have to work to pay bills, to feed our kids, to help our aging relatives, to collect silly pieces of green paper. Why? Because we have been trained to be useful; to chase green paper because our beautiful, wonderful economy depends on people chasing green paper. Because we think that is life.

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Friday, April 27, 2018

Clarification on Dining Out

There seems to be a lot of confusion regarding a recent remark I made regarding eating your girlfriend. One reader writes: "I tried your suggestion but my girlfriend will not stay in the frying pan. I love my food fried. What should I do?" Another writes: "Do you prefer them baked or broiled?"

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Saturday, April 21, 2018

Do Oysters Work?

Do oysters work? As an acknowledged and self-proclaimed Casanova, and great lover, I am often asked: Do oysters work?

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Saturday, April 14, 2018

A Voice in the Dark

The sound came late at night. The boat swayed as it accepted a large weight on the port side. I was huddled near the radio trying to hear above the static, was there anyone else alive in this god-forsaken place ...
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